Review of the year- the people and events that defined my year

Lets see... Obama, Mrs O,( noticed more people of colour in the streets and actually having important jobs since they moved into the White House) the fling in Barcelona with Big, Micheal Jacksson left us all stunned when the curtain fell for him, getting loaded off a Ryanair flight after telling the ground control madam to shove it up her cock-pit when I refused to pay for my beauty box as extra luggage arguing it was a legit handbag, getting a job working in a real Swedish institution with a clock in card, fika breaks and learning that screwing with the hands that feed you is highly over rated in the literal sense. But never mind about that... the year has been a challenging one. Recession has made the demand for pavlovas scarce and Hagen Das ice cream surpassing all expecations making the sin stocks-sex, alcohol, chocolate and ice cream souring to healthy profit. I personally could do with less Hagen Daz and more sex with chocolate, but never mind about that.

Finished reading the book The Secret and the principles of the laws of attraction. I picture myself perched on the edge of rocks with my fishing line in the ocean...no bite yet...but cats whom I dislike lick and rub themselves against me, I mean what part of "no" do they not understand? Laws of attraction work when you don't want it to. I suppose that's the power of the secret, it works randomly.

The year has gone as quick as you can say pass the ketchup. 2010 sees some new challenges ahead; back to the unemployment office and having a fika with my handläggare and then off to visit my social secretary about finally getting that apartment in Södermalm after the dentist appointment paid by someone's taxes at försäkringskassan.

Might take a long trip somewhere and go on crash diet on the plane, take off the Christmas pounds that are going to pile up.
And for all you monkeys who have facebook... have a merry Christmas and enjoy your private information spread out in the public domain of the internet. You are all sooooo blåst, eller hur?